filipino stupidity

Ignorance? Check! Hypocrisy? Double Check!

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Ok, I’m back with yet another reason to point and laugh at the buffoonery of politicians and religious leaders alike here in the good ‘ole Failippines.  This time, it’s based on one of the longest running gag reels of Failippines culture and law… Divorce. Yep!  This is now back in the spotlight after the latest…

Stupidity…..innnnnn spaaaaacceeeee!!!

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Oh yes.  Your worst nightmare has come true.  No longer content with fucking up the planet with stupidity, and in the face of overwhelming poverty that they refuse to address, the Failippines is now launching not one…but TWO satellites into space!  Don’t believe me?  I feel ya.  In a country where most of your mechanic…

Steal from the poor? Why not? I’m Filipino!

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And….we’re back!  Just a quickie here, but I just couldn’t help but say SOMETHING about how low they go here.  Not surprised?  Of course you’re not.  That’s why you’re here, after all.  None of this shit surprises any of you.  But since news has been slow, we’re going to have some fun with it anyways.…

I wanna be…consequence free {Pt. 2}

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Well, what a fun few days it’s been since my car got hit by that drunk scooter driver.  I couldn’t sleep tonight, so I thought I’d update you on how a big chunk of stupidity got molded and shaped into a fuckin’ masterpiece of supreme bullshit. So when we last left the story, the blotter…

Fuck da muthahfuckin’ truth! We’re Filipino!

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And now today’s laughtastic tidbit of news on shit we already know, but Flips continue to prove. So I’m looking through my news, and what do I see?  A Philippines “basketball association” crying “poor me!”  As we know, Flips L O V E to dish out the criticism, but they can’t take a lick of…

My Filipino Dictionary – Take 2

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Air Asia: An airline that needs to fly through Kuala Lumpur to almost any destination on the planet, making all travel approximately 24 hours. Not known for refunds after they change the schedule. Sorry, ALL airlines in the Philippines always change their schedule. Please accept my apology. All Souls Day: One of the most significant…

What I Know About Filipino Women Part 2

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Continuing with the most commonly discussed things among Filipinas… 2) Gossip It doesn’t matter if it’s their friend, family member or neighbor, Filipino women love hating on other people, especially other women.  I have never heard a group put down others so much.  You can deliver the greatest news and they’ll counter it with negativity.…