filipino stupidity

I wanna be…consequence free {Pt. 2}

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Well, what a fun few days it’s been since my car got hit by that drunk scooter driver.  I couldn’t sleep tonight, so I thought I’d update you on how a big chunk of stupidity got molded and shaped into a fuckin’ masterpiece of supreme bullshit. So when we last left the story, the blotter…

Fuck da muthahfuckin’ truth! We’re Filipino!

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And now today’s laughtastic tidbit of news on shit we already know, but Flips continue to prove. So I’m looking through my news, and what do I see?  A Philippines “basketball association” crying “poor me!”  As we know, Flips L O V E to dish out the criticism, but they can’t take a lick of…

My Filipino Dictionary – Take 2

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Air Asia: An airline that needs to fly through Kuala Lumpur to almost any destination on the planet, making all travel approximately 24 hours. Not known for refunds after they change the schedule. Sorry, ALL airlines in the Philippines always change their schedule. Please accept my apology. All Souls Day: One of the most significant…

What I Know About Filipino Women Part 2

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Continuing with the most commonly discussed things among Filipinas… 2) Gossip It doesn’t matter if it’s their friend, family member or neighbor, Filipino women love hating on other people, especially other women.  I have never heard a group put down others so much.  You can deliver the greatest news and they’ll counter it with negativity.…

IDIOT-FEST In Cebu (Sinulog): An Amplification Of The Filipino’s Ignorance And Stupidity

Fiestas and Festivals in Philippines just amplify their stupidity and ignorance.

It’s now sunrise this Sunday morning, February 1, 2015, and I’ve about reached my wits end when the endless music playing at ear-splitting levels which pierces right through my concrete walls and dual-pane windows resumed before it was fully daylight outside. I thought the moron festival only lasts through January? I had hopes of being able to…

Nope. He’s still a dick with a clueless following…

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So, as the only signs of intelligent life on the island, we all had to sit by and watch the dog and pony show that was Pope Francis’ visit to this village of idiots.  All of us had to put up with a collective stupidity and awe all gathered in one place to be “blessed…

Pope Whacks Some Pinoy Peepee, World Confident He’s Actually Intelligent Now.

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I’ll have to be honest here.  I was worried about the Pope.  Not for his safety, per se, but rather that the “rock star” welcome he got landing here in the Failippines would go to his head.  I had visions of him walking around, basking in the glow of clueless adoration from the millions of…

Philippines Has Record Month Of Dumb-Assing All Over Themselves

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Wow! It’s only half way through January, and Philippines has made complete inhuman dumb-shits out of themselves in the international media at least 3 times! More for the Pinoy Pride morons to be proud of. I mean, we all expect them to dumbshit all over themselves a few times a year at least. But they…

Bullshit Detected In The Philippines. World Not Surprised.

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Welcome to another edition of “It’s More Fail In The Philippines!”, where we uncover yet another fun-filled way to enjoy the benefits of full exposure fail right here in the little country that just can’t. Today’s bit of fail comes in the form of yet ANOTHER kneejerk reaction by the Philippines government to yet another…