1 Singaporean = 20 Filippinos

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July 28, 2015

I had reason to look at the GDP of both the Philippines and Singapore….. PH GDP = $272Bn with 107 million inhabitants – Gvt thinks just over 100 million but counting is not their strong point. Singapore GDP = $297Bn with 5.3 million inhabitants Source – Google I think this shines a light on the stupidity of the Philippines.  

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Pinoy Pride: Cutting Off His Nose To Spite His Face

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July 28, 2015

You have all heard of my greedy, low life Uncle, Mum’s brother, who we shall call Uncle Dave. Uncle Dave and Mum used to be very close, Mum even paid for his house, even though she herself could hardly afford it because she had us to support while Dad was in and out of jobs in Australia. Mum was kind hearted, Dave was only a Police trainee at the time,…

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TIREd of Filipino Failure!

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July 28, 2015

 The following fails are very small in the grand scheme of things, but I think they nicely illustrate the total failure and utter incompetence that is just rife here in the Failopines.  I finally broke down and bought myself a proper motorcycle. I have wanted one pretty much my whole life, but just never got around to buying one. Finally when I moved here to the Philippines it seemed like…

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My Failippines Experience

Dumb Filipina
July 21, 2015

I was in Cebu November 2014 & decided to do a little trip to Oslob for two days with my little Filipina friend who i met online. I booked a room at Sacha’s resort Oslob on Agoda which had Two double beds in the room. When I went to check out & make my payment I noticed it said the room only accommodates for 1 person even tho there was Two double…

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Random Rules With No Reason

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July 17, 2015

It’s a famous quote that says actions speak louder than words…. I’m speechless to describe the level of stupidity in this picture that I took years ago, imagine how many people gathered around and made up such a rule, imagine how much time and energy and stupidity required to make such a completely random rule, lacking any reason whatsoever, and then pass it to all the facilities! And why the fuck in…

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Filipinos: The Rules Don’t Apply To Me

Filipino stupidity and hypocrisy
July 11, 2015

I know we’ve hit this subject a dozen or so times here on this beloved blog, but I’m gonna blow off a little steam, since that is what this blog is here for; to help us keep our sanity in this land of hypocrisy, narcissism, and stupidity. It’s evident everywhere you go in Philippines. Step outside, or just look out your window. You’ll see everyone behaving like the rules don’t…

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Rape And Robbery In Angeles City

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July 11, 2015

At the beginning of the 2nd Millennium I used to work as a Papasan in a Bar in the “City of Angels”, Pampanga. One night around 2.30 am, my Head-Mamasan told me that one of our Girls were raped on her way home after she had finished her short time. I was told that she was raped, stabbed and ended up in Hospital. Her overall condition was stable and her life not in…

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Filipino Mass Production

Filipino mass production
July 10, 2015

Often on PFB we see posts from members pointing out what most filipinos will not admit. Visitors who see some of the stupid ideas that flow out of the filipino mindset most likely consider that a one time “DUH” moment on part of the filipino and laugh it off. Those who are not visitors search for something that filipinos do with any degree of efficiency and shit gold brick when…

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Revving Motorcycles

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July 3, 2015

  When I was in high school I took an auto shop course. One of the things I was taught was don’t rev your engine when it’s not in gear, because it’s bad for the bearings on the crank shaft. Most of the people living around me have motors, and tricycles. So every fucking morning between 4 and 7 all around me there are guys revving the shit out of…

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More McFAIL at McDonald’s Philippines

McDonald's Philippines low standards
July 2, 2015

Out for a morning walk again, I popped into the consistently sub-standard McDonald’s which I normally avoid, for a Sausage McMuffin meal. Amazingly the food was all served at once (for once), but just like everything you do in Philippines, you can be sure that there will be some level of idiotic Filipino FAIL. I always keep my expectations of standards extremely low in Philippines. And Filipinos ALWAYS meet those extremely low expectations….

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BAHALA NA BUKAS, GOD WILL PROVIDE

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July 2, 2015

That is the motto of the Filipino nation. God will provide, via OFW mother, sister, brother, son/daughter and Kanos with a generous heart (ok, sucker if you must). Whatever happenned to saving for a rainy day? Standing on your own two feet, study while you got the money or work, save, plan for your future? Financial planning,….what is that? asks Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Pinoy. My mother’s little provincial town only has a…

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You Can Always Bank On Filipino Stupidity

BDO Filipino idiots
July 2, 2015

The other day I needed to deposit 500k pesos in cash into my bank account with BDO. It was on a weekday midmorning and the queue was obviously quite long. So I lined up as any orderly person would do and waited for my turn to come at the queue. It was about 30 minutes of waiting in the queue before my turn comes. I would be the next customer…

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A Day In Imbecile Nation

Philippines Imbecile Nation
July 1, 2015

Been “out and about” a whole lot more these days, and I’ve gotten to where I just gotta take pictures of the dumbfuckery I see nearly every minute I’m out. So instead of a separate post for each, I’m going to just dump them all in a single post. Walking by a construction site, it’s surrounded by the large ads. I thought this was so hilarious. “Child-friendly amenities that let…

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Should China Just Take Over?

proud to be chinoy pinoy
July 1, 2015

After staying in PH for quite a few months I’ve come to the conclusion that nothing will put PH right. There are far too many vested interests in the status quo for anybody to change things. The US does not really want PH for all the reasons on this PFB site. Why doesn’t China just take it over? At least they could teach things that are not being taught at…

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Spend A Dollar To Save A Dime

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June 23, 2015

We have all seen it and experienced it first hand in the Philippines. The taxis where the a/c does not work, shocks, struts and tires that Moses used on the wagons when he led the Jews out of Egypt. Traffic lights they won’t turn on, water you cannot drink from tap and often wonder if it’s even safe to bathe in. Ok, you get the point and got a good…

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DUDE!! Where’s My Tree ?!?!

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June 22, 2015

The following is from the Philippine Daily Inquirer 2June2015. The article  is an editorial called INNER AWARENESS by Jaime Licauco: ” Is it possible for a a fully grown fruit tree in one’s backyard to disappear without a trace? This is exactly what Ulderico P. Santiago of Toledo City, Cebu told me in a text message. Mr. Santiago said his lanzones tree in his backyard which was 20 feet tall,…

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Filipino’s are MONEY MORONS

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June 22, 2015

  I’ve brought up this topic before and I’ll bring it up again because I think it is of the utmost importance for Filipino’s to understand as well as outsiders. THEY ARE MONEY MORONS. I’m getting sick of the same bullshit I hear about one of my wife’s friends (if not, her herself) getting themselves back into another debt and creating absolutely no bright future or positive foundational prospects because…

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Filipino Dysfunction Junction

Filipino stupidity at intersection
June 19, 2015

When it comes to cultural Filipino stupidity on a grand scale, it is never more observable than out on the busy streets of Philippines. You can find a plethora of pure Pinoy imbecility in one intersection than anywhere else in this nation of nitwits. Enjoy watching these brain dead zombie creatures show just how unbelievably ignorant they are. You can turn on your video camera at any given intersection and…

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Greed Pinoy Style: What’s Mine Is Mine, What’s Yours Is Mine, Unless you’re Korean!

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June 19, 2015

During my 2014 holidays, the BF and I were renting an apartment just outside Cebu city. The apartment was 5 stories high, but only had 2 garage available! I guess because most of the tenants did not own a vehicle, but 2 tenants owned cars (including us), plus about 4 more tenants motorbikes.  Because of such a limited parking space available, the parking spot is on a first come first…

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Brainless Pinoy Television

I see stupid people
June 18, 2015

No Brain TV My wife and I regularly go to drink beer and watch TV at various local places, here in Samal. We only go to places that  have cable TV because I don’t have it at home. I notice when we go in, if the TV is on, it’s invariably basketball or one of the variety shows where everyone is screaming,  clapping, blowing the air horns, acting stupid and…

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