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Stupid Ignorant Proud Filipinos (That’s 99% of you) – WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Stupid Filipinos. Yes, I generalize, because after living in Philippines for 10 years, it is extremely rare that I have met a Filipino with a measurable level of awareness or intelligence. One example of just how unbelievably apathetic, stupid, and completely ignorant and rude Filipinos are, is to watch street traffic. It sets the tone for how they behave and operate in all other aspects of Filipino life.

Watch them not give an ounce of courtesy, cooperation, or common-fucking-sense. Every single one of them. Doesn’t matter the traffic. By foot, by bicycle, by motorcycle, they all go about in pure ignorance and a me-first mindset.

Then they walk around boasting Pinoy Pride. What a bunch of utter nonsense. The world doesn’t believe you Filipinos, because we see the opposite in your country. Your delusional words do not cover up what the world sees in Philippines.

Stop blaming the government. They have the power BECAUSE YOU CONTINUE TO GIVE IT TO THEM! Far too few of you have the courage or intelligence to stand up and organize and take the country back, because you’re all corrupt and dishonest minded idiots.

Do you want the world to stop saying this truth about you? THEN GROW SOME BALLS AND STOP BACKLASHING THOSE THAT CRITICIZE YOU, AND LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF AND MAKE THE CHANGE, AND INCITE CHANGE IN OTHERS!

OR JUST REMAIN THE IDIOT THE WORLD SEES YOU AS, AND CONTINUE THE SUFFERING. IT’S YOUR CHOICE.

YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BELIEVE YOU’RE SMART? THEN STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID AND CONVINCE US YOU’RE SMART BY YOUR BEHAVIOR, NOT YOUR DELUSIONAL WORDS!

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My Argument with the Monkey in my Building

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So I’ve always followed this blog, but I’ve never actually posted an article until now. Something happened today that completely mind-fucked me with the stupidity of Filipinos that I had to submit this story. A bit about myself – Born in the Philippines, left as an infant at the age of 1, I don’t speak the language, I somewhat understand the culture, I’m an ignorant American by nationality, Filipino by ethnicity, and I’m working in the Philippines. Now, on to my story.. I live in … Continue reading…

So you wanna visit the Philthappines? Watch this movie first….

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First of all, I really wish I knew what I was getting into before I made the mistake of trying to help those vermin in the Turd of the Orient.  Here it is, 8 years later, and I have nothing but regret—the biggest regret having been getting married to one of those gooks. Well, in an effort to help prevent other Westerners from making the same mistake I made, I would like any prospective visitor or humanitarian worker to watch the following movie, for it … Continue reading…

True Meaning of “More Fun in the Philippines”

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I have been doing some experimenting around on this slogan, “It’s More Fun in the Philippines,” and I realize that it is completely bullshit.  Yet this slogan has been around and unchanged for years, and somehow it hasn’t failed to attract some of us fellow foreigners to this land of contradictory mottos.  In my experience of telling a good lie (when needed), I know that a lie will only fly if there is at least ‘SOME’ truth to it. In every aspect of Philippines, I … Continue reading…

The Philippine Educational System

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Hello once again everyone, it’s just your buddy FAFI with another story about Filipino ignorance, based on my true experiences in the land where WORDS contradict ACTIONS.  Well, I am finally deciding to post this story since I am already getting personal demands about it.  Unfortunately, I will not be able to provide the video I intended to use with this article for the sake of my anonymity and security, but I am more than willing to share this video, which I had personally taken, … Continue reading…

Multiplying Like Rabbits – Irresponsible Flips

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Oh, boy….something else the fecking flips can be “proud” of.  Hitting the 100 million mark in a country that cannot feed itself and has land area not much larger than the state of Arizona. What gets me is that, according to the article reprinted below, 100 children throughout the country became the “100,000,000 baby”.  HUH???? Another comment that gets me is thus:  “He and the child’s mother, Dailin Cabigayan, 27, are not yet married. ‘She just happened to get pregnant.’ “  WHAT??? Methinks the only reason that … Continue reading…

The Ultimate Lesson: Knowing your limits with a Filipina

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Hey everybody, excuse my short absence.  I’ve recently been away from the blog because I THOUGHT I knew somebody who I could share my experiences with in person, but being that this person was a Filipina, I was inevitably wrong. Before I continue on, this female I’m writing about has strictly told me at one time not to write about her on this blog, but by not mentioning any names or bringing up any specifics about her, this mystery woman could really be about anybody, … Continue reading…

You Know You’re Filipino If…

You work an eight hour over night shift in a call center then go out and get drunk at 7am,sing karaoke and take pictures of everything you eat,drink and 100 of selfies. Your solution to every problem is praying. You save for three months to buy that new iphone everyone else has yet borrow money for bills the entire time. You wear the heaviest jacket and a wool cap in the hottest weather because you r work has “aircon”. You can’t go to work because … Continue reading…

New Required Subject: Philippines 101

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I propose to all Philippine educational institutions that a subject called “Philippines 101″ be a required subject in all undergraduate programs. I have been searching for the single root cause of the wide-spread stupidity and poverty in this country called the Philippines. But then it dawned on me that there is no Single Reason why Filipinos generally lack common sense. There are HUNDREDS OF REASONS!!!  - so many that we can come up with an entire multiple-volume “Encyclopedia of Filipino Stupidity”. But to fit 1 … Continue reading…

SM Appliance Center on the Art of Wasting Customer’s Time

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I did something yesterday that I don’t often do. I left the house. But I left with full expectation that I would probably return having not accomplished at least one or more of the tasks I set out to do. But one must take risks in Philippines, otherwise no tasks can be accomplished. It’s a roll of the dice. My washing machine is 7 years old, and I’ve had it repaired a couple of times. I’m quite pleasantly surprised it lasted 2 years beyond it’s … Continue reading…