filipino stupidity

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Hey all. I’ll be straight with you – I am a Filipino. But no, I will not stupidly shout out “Filipino pride” or other BS like that, and I am definitely not offended by the posts here. Because it’s f’ing true. I live in a small city somewhere in the Philippines, and my city suffers from the…

The Beatles, Victims Of Pinoy Pride: Screwed In Manila

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I found an amazing article that details the one and only time the Beatles set foot in the Philippines. What’s interesting is that the author keeps mentioning that the actions of the security guards, police and other officials were vindictive because, of course, the Philippines was under martial law at the time of their visit. However, we…

Fuck saving Filipinos. They don’t deserve it.

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There is an ancestral belief amongst Filipinos that God tried a few times to make Man out of clay.  The first try cooked too long and came out too dark.  The second one was undercooked, and was too light.  The third one made him smile because it came out just right.  And that’s how they…

Fuck Morals! 50% off sale!

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Well, had me another fun lesson on how incredibly ignorant these people really are.  Yeah, I know..I know.  You only need ONE lesson to see it, but the Failippines is the lesson that keeps on teaching over and over again, eh? This particular episode happened just last night, and I’m still reeling from the moral…

What Goes Around, Comes Around Bitches!

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Well, well, well!  It seems that the Flips got a little unexpected consequence to their stupidity after all! *Quick Flashback* A bunch of idiots get their soiled panties in a bunch because some Marine ALLEGEDLY killed a MALE PROSTITUTE pretending to be a female PROSTITUTE, who was also engaged to a moron in Germany.  Riots…

“Sorry Po!” Strikes Again!

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See this idiot?  This is the moron that was driving that truck behind him. See that car on the right?  That’s my car..parked way off the street.   Ok…I’ve found a new realization on the stupidity of Manila.  Already it was at Duhcon 2 at least…but, as usual, the Flip figures out how to up…

Ignorance? Check! Hypocrisy? Double Check!

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Ok, I’m back with yet another reason to point and laugh at the buffoonery of politicians and religious leaders alike here in the good ‘ole Failippines.  This time, it’s based on one of the longest running gag reels of Failippines culture and law… Divorce. Yep!  This is now back in the spotlight after the latest…

Stupidity…..innnnnn spaaaaacceeeee!!!

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Oh yes.  Your worst nightmare has come true.  No longer content with fucking up the planet with stupidity, and in the face of overwhelming poverty that they refuse to address, the Failippines is now launching not one…but TWO satellites into space!  Don’t believe me?  I feel ya.  In a country where most of your mechanic…

Steal from the poor? Why not? I’m Filipino!

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And….we’re back!  Just a quickie here, but I just couldn’t help but say SOMETHING about how low they go here.  Not surprised?  Of course you’re not.  That’s why you’re here, after all.  None of this shit surprises any of you.  But since news has been slow, we’re going to have some fun with it anyways.…