filipino stupidity

Nope. He’s still a dick with a clueless following…

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So, as the only signs of intelligent life on the island, we all had to sit by and watch the dog and pony show that was Pope Francis’ visit to this village of idiots.  All of us had to put up with a collective stupidity and awe all gathered in one place to be “blessed…

Pope Whacks Some Pinoy Peepee, World Confident He’s Actually Intelligent Now.

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I’ll have to be honest here.  I was worried about the Pope.  Not for his safety, per se, but rather that the “rock star” welcome he got landing here in the Failippines would go to his head.  I had visions of him walking around, basking in the glow of clueless adoration from the millions of…

Philippines Has Record Month Of Dumb-Assing All Over Themselves

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Wow! It’s only half way through January, and Philippines has made complete inhuman dumb-shits out of themselves in the international media at least 3 times! More for the Pinoy Pride morons to be proud of. I mean, we all expect them to dumbshit all over themselves a few times a year at least. But they…

Bullshit Detected In The Philippines. World Not Surprised.

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Welcome to another edition of “It’s More Fail In The Philippines!”, where we uncover yet another fun-filled way to enjoy the benefits of full exposure fail right here in the little country that just can’t. Today’s bit of fail comes in the form of yet ANOTHER kneejerk reaction by the Philippines government to yet another…

Poverty Stricken? OR Stupid Stricken? The Chicken or the Egg

Filipino stupidity poverty stricken or stupid stricken?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Is Philippines stupid because they’re poor? Or are they poor because they’re stupid? I think any foreigner who has spent any significant time in Philippines would say it’s their stupidity, ignorance, laziness, selfishness, and complete inability to be honest which causes them to be poor. Others will argue…

Way To Up The Stupid Meter, Mr. Politician

PHILIPPINE soldiers guard what is believed to be a surveillance drone, but which the US government said is an aerial target, which was found in the island town of Patnanungan in Quezon province on Sunday

And so it goes with yet ANOTHER round of Flips making themselves look even more idiotic each and every chance they get.  And yep!  You guessed it!  It’s a politician this time, supposedly with a whole group of angry youngsters backing him up! Now, a lot of us are former military, which means we’ve had…

Pinoy Pride is a Racist Double Standard

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Those of us that live here in the Philippines have gotten more than a bit used to the double standards that Filipinos hide behind their fake smiles to the rest of the world while they hold their hands out for money.  In fact, we tend to just get numb to it.  It’s easier to just…

Ultimate Pinoy Rudeness: “Don’t Forget Your Christmas Gifts For Me”

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Is anyone else out there as TOTALLY FED UP with idiot Pinoys asking for Christmas gifts as I am? Sometimes it’s the gentle reminder style, “It’s Christmas time sir, don’t forget your gifts for me!” I am not kidding, 98% of every fucking Pinoy I know has asked for Christmas gifts from me, under the assumption…

The Idiot March of Cebu

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Granted, observing acts and rituals of sheer idiocy and brainlessness can be seen anywhere and everywhere in Philippines (just step out your front door and you’ll see one within 10 to 15 seconds), but I think my favorite idiot ritual is what I call the “Idiot March of Cebu”. It would not surprise me if…

If you can’t stand the heat….then STFU!

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ALLLLLRRRIIIIGHHHTTTY!!!  You’ve been here for a while…you thought you had a handle on just how idiotic this place is.  You may have even found that “safe space” in your head that helps you tolerate the Moron Parade that goes by every day of the week around here. Sorry.  You were wrong.  In typical fashion around…

Communication, Misinterpetation, 7 Months of Utter Frustration!

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Ok…Ok…I actually give up, I concede the point.You cannot comprehend me for a few key reasons: You cannot or will not listen. Although you insist that you have excellent English, and in fact have actually taught English in da Pilipines (how that is even remotely possible is entirely beyond me). Your ability to comprehend the…

What’s Next? A Hammer To Your Penis?

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We all know that Pinoys hate foreigners.  We come here and do the unthinkable….treat their women with respect. It doesn’t always mean those women know how to handle that respect, as much as they enjoy it, but we do it nevertheless.  So what’s a poor Pinoy to do when the foreigners have all the good…