Everyone is Filipino

We are Filipino

Hey buddies, I know it’s been 5 weeks since I last been on here, but I can’t run away forever.  I knew I would be back on here eventually if I ran into a Filipino-related problem (which is inevitably inescapable). Actually, I had negative Filipino encounters during those 5 weeks with my first one being within the first week of my absence from PFB.com, so don’t be too surprised that it took 5 weeks.  During my encounters, needless to say [...]

Theft Failure

So for the 3rd time in less than 2 months some stupid Filipino tried to steal a part/accessory off my car. Fairly rare car i own and little bit on the expensive side. Very hard to find parts. There are only handful of people that can afford to own them and the majority of them live in my community.

So the first time was a Tow Ring attached under the back bumper. This piece can easily be removed by simply twisting [...]

Time To Laugh (Part 1)

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Well, in a country (albeit a poor excuse for a country) with people that will make any sane person from the West, with an I.Q. in the double digits at the least, go practically insane after dealing with the relentless stupidity, idiocy, and self-centered pridefulness, I would like to give you an opportunity to laugh.

Enjoy

(This is Part 1)

 

Q:  How many flip jokes are there?

A:  About 99 million, and multiplying like rabbits.

Things You Will Never / Always Find In Philippines

THINGS YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN PHILIPPINES:
in·teg·ri·ty

[in-teg-ri-tee] Show IPA

noun

1.

adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

2.

the state of being whole, entire, or undiminished: to preserve the integrity of the empire.

3.

a sound, unimpaired, or perfect condition: the integrity of a ship’s hull.

dig·ni·ty

[dig-ni-tee] Show IPA

noun, plural dig·ni·ties.

1.

bearing, conduct, or speech indicative of self-respect or appreciation of the formality or gravity of an occasion or situation.

2.

nobility or elevation of character; worthiness: dignity of sentiments.

3.

elevated rank, office, station, etc.

4.

relative standing; rank.

5.

a [...]

Filipinos are better than anyone else

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Ok folks, Enjoy this one. this came in as a user-submitted post. I’m just going to publish the whole thing as is. He/she must be about 9 years old. But then again, MOST Filipinos have the mind of about 8 or 9 years old.
Enjoy a good laugh at this one.

 

Hi Admin,
Please do not post until after the asterisks below.

So you can identify if a post is from me I will precede future articles with the signature “UtakDyipni”.

Thanks.

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We are the Pearl [...]

Meet Phil, Your Typical Filipino Idiot

Filipinos are very immature

Hi there! I’m Phil, and I’m a complete Filipino douche.
I am your typical Filipino idiot. You’re likely to see me standing or sitting next to the road, or hell, even ON the road, watching traffic go by. That’s my favorite thing to do. Sometimes I nap by the road. That’s entertainment for me because I’m thick as a fucking brick. I can just stand there watching traffic all fucking day, every day.

I guess if I had a job I would [...]

The Source Of Filipino Stupidity

Let me formally introduce myself before I move onto what I am about to say in my story.  My name is Al, and I am a foreigner from America visiting Philippines long term to be with my wife, who happens to be a filipina.  Even though I married her, I am not afraid to admit that she is an idiot, I even included her in my first story that Filofail had posted for me from my comments section. 

Another interesting [...]

Filipinos Turn Suicide Attempt Into Entertainment Event

Ok, this made my blood boil. Look at all the Filipinos standing around DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but gawk and take photos with their cell phones at this injured person. Even the guards, who carry first aid kits on their belts do NOTHING to help this man who jumps from the floor above. And that’s another fucking stupidity. Attempting suicide by jumping from about 40 feet high. You can see he’s still alive, because he is moving. If you want to [...]

Do, Re, ME!!! Every Filipinos’ Favorite Note of the Scale

Stupid Filipino Me Monsters

To say that the Philippines is a nation of “Me Monsters” is to make a gross understatement. And to understand the raw truth of the disgusting me-first attitude in this country you have to see it for yourself. Words just cannot convey it adequately. But I will try.

The ways in which this me-first syndrome (a sickness here, really) gets expressed are multivarious and omnipresent. On the roads, in the malls (for the pedestrian component, as there are virtually no sidewalks [...]

I’m Your USELESS Filipino Traffic Enforcer

Stupid Filipino Traffic Enforcer

“I think it’s time for rice. My arm is getting tired. I hope these people will know to keep going straight if I’m away for my after breakfast, before lunch snack.”

Hello! I am your friendly but useless dumb-as-fuck Filipino Traffic Enforcer.

You will usually find me sitting in the shade on the side of a highway or road.

Sometimes I’ll get up and direct traffic. You will usually find me at a location where I’m not at all needed and essentially [...]

Sweeping Water And Epidemic Aquaphobia In Philippines

sweeping water

What is up with this epidemic fear of water that Filipinos have? I swear to gawd, if it’s raining, they’ll make themselves late for work because they can’t get a few raindrops on them. “I will wait until the light rain stops, then I’ll go to work”. Oh there’s umbrellas, but even with an umbrella, you risk getting moist. They’ll even cancel school if it rains a bit too hard! Can you believe that?? WTF???
OMG! IT’S JUST WATER!!!!!!!!

And then OH [...]