PLDT: “Remind Us In A Week”

Yes, PLDT, probably the largest communications utility in the country, completely dumb-shits all over themselves again. It’s not at all shocking, being that it’s comprised of typical dumb-fuck Filipino idiots.…

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Yes, you really are insignificant.

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And so it is that the Philippines is learning, once again, how insignificant it really is.  They’re like that stupid kid on the block that just doesn’t get it…you’re a tiny little nobody, and you should stick to your role, if only out of self-preservation.  But they never learn, and they start flapping their mouth, eventually pissing off the one big kid that’s been protecting them all this time. I’ve been keeping up with the news, as I usually do, and you can’t go anywhere without seeing all this bullshit about the transgender being killed.  Now, don’t get me wrong.  I’m not one of those jerks who want gays dead or anything.  Do what you want, just don’t do it around me.  And murder is wrong in any place you go, and murderers should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.  I don’t have a problem on those two fronts. But here’s where the Filipino makes it stupid. Senators are now clamoring to vacate the Visiting Forces Agreement (VFA) out of fears that “more of these murders of innocent Filipinos will happen”.  They’re demanding that, not only this Marine be just handed over to them to face a kangaroo court justice system, but also 4 other Marines, who are now out on other assignments, be flown in immediately…

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Am I Cursed?

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I don’t expect this to get a lot of attention, mainly because it doesn’t really have an answer. I just need to type this out to relieve my eternal frustration; no not frustration, more like torment. I have written about this before, and if someone else has read any of my post’s they will see what I have said about it, and how it affects me, as well as the reason it affects me so…

Hi,I’m a Filipino,and I have something to say

Before continuing,I would like to say that yes,I am guilty of being a lazy,idiotic filipino who is a native of this country.I have been visiting this website for the past few months and since i have just signed up for being a member of this site,I,for some reason,am feeling obliged  to tell you about my opinion regarding this site(I am a filipino after all,so maybe this’ll get intersting) Positives My gosh I love this place.Every…

We are not alone…

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Sorry, this isn’t a story about aliens (although that would explain all those spaces between ears where the brains SHOULD be around here). This is a story about proof that we’re not the only place where you’ll see some refreshing honesty, rather than that nasty plastic sweetness of stale kool aid the Department Of Tourism wants you to drink when they tell you “It’s more fun in the Philippines!”  In other words, real people with…

Waxing political

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They say that, in America at least, the two topics to stay away from in any conversation is religion and politics.  And I think there’s a reason for it.  Both topics (usually) are full of subtle and not-so-subtle nuances that delve deeper into the core values of everyone at that discussion’s table.  In other words, you can’t really define who is right or wrong due to the individuality of everyone involved.  So…it’s a futile conversation…

Red tape, yellow tape…what does it matter?

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As I was parking my car at the local mall to avoid yet another flash flood, I came across this beauty.  It got me thinking…..wasn’t this the perfect metaphor for the many things that go wrong around here that never have to go wrong?  Let’s apply this image to other areas of the Philippines, shall we?       Politics: With so many problems going on, the government here never fails to nail the not-so-relevant…

I Have People in High Places, You Better Watch Out!!

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I didnt know what to categorize this as so I put it under the “Pinoy Pride” categorie. It is a link that was sent to me from a friend of a friend who had an incident in a swimming pool at his condo. The following is essentially a quote of the incident as it is seen on the persons facebook page, which I will link at the bottom of the post. I hope it is…

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To Live And Die In PH

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So, I’m reading the news and I come across this tragic tale: DAVAO CITY, Philippines – Two Swiss nationals were killed after sustaining multiple gunshot wounds in Opol town in Misamis Oriental Sunday afternoon, October 5. The Opol Municipal Police Station said about 3 armed men approached and shot the victims, identified as Robert Loever…

That’s my spot..and that one…and that one too..

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I had an incident last weekend that enlightened me to a recurring condition that many Filipinos suffer from. Delusions of ownership. They literally think that they own parking spots on public streets, to the point where they won’t even park in a space next to the one they want because “it’s in front of my…

Have A Laugh: McDonalds Philippines Baffoonery

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Let’s face it, Filipinos are irresponsible, lazy, incompetent, and most certainly unconcerned. I have observed first hand that most Filipinos hired don’t want the job, they just want the paycheck. And if something is too difficult, they will not attempt it. If they fail, they will lose face and so why bother? To the Filipino,…

How to fight an Internet Service Provider…and win!

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The problem: Your internet is out.  This isn’t the first, the third, or the 20th time this has happened….this month alone.  You’ve called and called and called.  When you finally DO get someone that understands English (somewhat), the only response you get is one of two things: I’ll make a notation on your account (their…

You Don’t Have To Die Here

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The problem: You are a normal human being from a developed country.  In your developed country, there’s medical insurance and laws that hospitals have to follow that make you fairly confident that, should you have a medical emergency, that you will be immediately treated and cared for, no matter what.  It’s just something you accept…