Multiplying Like Rabbits – Irresponsible Flips

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Oh, boy….something else the fecking flips can be “proud” of.  Hitting the 100 million mark in a country that cannot feed itself and has land area not much larger than the state of Arizona. What gets me is that, according to the article reprinted below, 100 children throughout the country became the “100,000,000 baby”.  HUH???? Another comment that gets me is thus:  “He and the child’s mother, Dailin Cabigayan, 27, are not yet married. ‘She just happened to get pregnant.’ “  WHAT??? Methinks the only reason that … Continue reading…

I Incited 4 trash talking flips to start a fight with me.

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I incited 4 flips to start a physical fight with me. They’ve been trash talking at and about me since i first arrived in the philippines, The first time i trash talk back they start throwing beer bottles and swinging punches. Yeah so i was visiting my good friend, a doctor, at his home in the suburbs. I come around fairly often so the usual idle drunkards recognize me as “bobo kano.” I walked around to the sari-sari store to purchase some soda for the … Continue reading…

For a moment, I thought things were getting better over there….

Hey folks, For a couple of months, there were no posts from this website that were sent to my email address.  Given the silence, I was starting to wonder if those people were getting better, and there was no more reason for us civilized people to rant about them.  I started to think, could it be that they started acting like intelligent human beings?  Did they forsake their pride?  Their ignorance?  Did they suddenly become honest people who stay true to their words?  Did the … Continue reading…

Most Common Ways to Die, Get Sick, or Seriously Injured in Philippines

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Hey people, it’s just me, your friendly bloghood FAFI again!  I’m just here to enumerate some of the most common ways on how you can get seriously fucked up in Philippines, and these consequences will usually end up with a result of death, injury, or you getting seriously ill.  Either way, you will end up at the hospital or the morgue.  If anybody notice that I left anything out, feel free to add to the list, I’m sure there are more out there. 1. Stressed … Continue reading…

The Ultimate Lesson: Knowing your limits with a Filipina

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Hey everybody, excuse my short absence.  I’ve recently been away from the blog because I THOUGHT I knew somebody who I could share my experiences with in person, but being that this person was a Filipina, I was inevitably wrong. Before I continue on, this female I’m writing about has strictly told me at one time not to write about her on this blog, but by not mentioning any names or bringing up any specifics about her, this mystery woman could really be about anybody, … Continue reading…

You Know You’re Filipino If…

You work an eight hour over night shift in a call center then go out and get drunk at 7am,sing karaoke and take pictures of everything you eat,drink and 100 of selfies. Your solution to every problem is praying. You save for three months to buy that new iphone everyone else has yet borrow money for bills the entire time. You wear the heaviest jacket and a wool cap in the hottest weather because you r work has “aircon”. You can’t go to work because … Continue reading…

The Bronze Rush Of ’14

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This anecdote, concerning an ‘event’ that occurred in my neighborhood some months ago, exemplifies both the endemic, epic, and epidemic stupidity of Filipinos, as well as the utter lack of consideration they display for others–especially if there’s even the remotest potential for financial gain. On a bright, sunny Saturday morning, I heard a commotion outside, and went to investigate. There were nearly a hundred Filipinos, of all ages from toddlers to grandparents, milling about in the neighbor’s lot as if on some great treasure-hunt. It … Continue reading…

Says it all about internet in the Failippines

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New Required Subject: Philippines 101

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I propose to all Philippine educational institutions that a subject called “Philippines 101″ be a required subject in all undergraduate programs. I have been searching for the single root cause of the wide-spread stupidity and poverty in this country called the Philippines. But then it dawned on me that there is no Single Reason why Filipinos generally lack common sense. There are HUNDREDS OF REASONS!!!  - so many that we can come up with an entire multiple-volume “Encyclopedia of Filipino Stupidity”. But to fit 1 … Continue reading…

Cheated – Even Before Marriage

Hi all, This is already from 2004, but from time to time until now, it still manages to get my blood boiling when it pops up in my mind. I need to vent it here and it can also serve as a warning to others, so I will share my story. Once a Filipina has a chance to marry a foreigner and go abroad, so she can help her relatives (read: the leechers clan), she will do anything to serve her own interests and that … Continue reading…

HELLO HATERS! I’m a Dumb Filipino Hypocrite Venting

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I noticed the post needs to be approved and that most comments of Filipinos I read is weak. Is this being filitered to throw valid arguments and own stupid fuck Filipinos? So I decided I’ll raise a fucking point! Hey dickwad! Dumb you say? Look who’s fucking talking stuck in this shit hole venting the shit out like a retarded whore without a fucking customer. Haha. Mr. “Eye Opener” why don’t you go get a fucking fork and stick it in your eye like the … Continue reading…

The Price of Happiness: Déjà-vu

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I’m writing this as a “Thank You” article dedicated to @Filofail and a few other authors (@CebuBear, @Eric, and @heyjoe) on here who had helped me out with life-saving advice back in May, because believe it or not, that same experience I was raising hell about here on PFB.com had occurred again. Before I proceed with the main story, I need to give you all a short introduction to my new hang-out buddy, who I happen to admire a lot.  Yeah, she is a Filipina, … Continue reading…

SM Appliance Center on the Art of Wasting Customer’s Time

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I did something yesterday that I don’t often do. I left the house. But I left with full expectation that I would probably return having not accomplished at least one or more of the tasks I set out to do. But one must take risks in Philippines, otherwise no tasks can be accomplished. It’s a roll of the dice. My washing machine is 7 years old, and I’ve had it repaired a couple of times. I’m quite pleasantly surprised it lasted 2 years beyond it’s … Continue reading…

Philippine Property Laws: The Real Experience

Original 10 Philippine Property Laws by snakebitbytheflip 1. If I like it, it’s mine. 2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine. 5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine. 8. If I saw it first, it’s … Continue reading…

Everyone is Filipino

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Hey buddies, I know it’s been 5 weeks since I last been on here, but I can’t run away forever.  I knew I would be back on here eventually if I ran into a Filipino-related problem (which is inevitably inescapable). Actually, I had negative Filipino encounters during those 5 weeks with my first one being within the first week of my absence from PFB.com, so don’t be too surprised that it took 5 weeks.  During my encounters, needless to say that it deals with their … Continue reading…

5 Annoying Words Filipinos Use Which Have a Completely Different Meaning

Viand- A choice dish; A tasty dish. Usually used to describe foie gras, caviar, or a savory piece of meat. Pinoy Viand- Anything you can eat with rice. Soy sauce, Fish sauce, Mung beans, Filthy pond fish, etc. Logistics- Flow of goods between 2 points. Pinoy Logistics- an english word accompanied by excuses as to why they will fuck up in every possible way Vernacular-using ordinary speech or language vs formal. Pinoy Vernacular-A term filipinos use to make themselves sound smarter than they really are; … Continue reading…

Culture of the Philippines

So I was bored today.  On a whim, while browsing Wikipedia, I decided to type “Culture of the Philippines”, fully expecting a blank page.  But no. There is, in fact, a whole 2800 words on the subject of Philippine Culture, replete with gems such as this: Traditional Filipino games One Traditional Filipino game is luksong tinik. A very popular game to Filipino children where one has to jump over the tinik and cross to the other side unscathed. Now, I realise this is a kids’ … Continue reading…

Out Of Stock, Try This Store Located Elsewhere… Infinite Loop

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Failapinos can’t do business. About 3 months ago i decided that i would highly enjoy having a magnetic charging doc specifically for my smart phone. What i thought would just take 1-2 visits to a Sony or Xperia store. However that was extremely folly of me to expect convenience in finding a product, instead it turned into a never ending quest. I always encounter flippyfailapino floor sales children, that truly don’t know their trade continue to direct me to the next Sony or Xperia store … Continue reading…

This Site is a Gold Mine!

Hello to all the readers here! This has got to be one of the best blogs I’ve come across on the Internet. It’s now 4:21 a.m. and I’ve just realized I’ve been reading on this site into the early morning. I’m 100% native Filipino, spent my years as a teenager in Cameroon and Kenya, became a physician in Argentina and now enjoying Cebu City. Seriously, I was beginning to think something’s wrong with me for thinking there’s a lot of stupid things going on around this place and a … Continue reading…

Top 10 Popular Jobs in The Philippines

1. Marry a foreigner 2. Have a family member married to a foreigner 3. Have a family member working outside Philippines 4. Inventing sudden illnesses paid by family 5. Scamming loved ones 6. Scamming foreigners 7. Divorce a foreigner 8. Getting pregnant with a foreigner 9. Never leaving parents 10. Moving in with spouse’s family Least popular job in the Philippines 1. Work … Continue reading…

Theft Failure

So for the 3rd time in less than 2 months some stupid Filipino tried to steal a part/accessory off my car. Fairly rare car i own and little bit on the expensive side. Very hard to find parts. There are only handful of people that can afford to own them and the majority of them live in my community. So the first time was a Tow Ring attached under the back bumper. This piece can easily be removed by simply twisting it to the left. … Continue reading…

In Light of the Singapore “Hate Blog” Against Filipinos

So the big news going on in Philippines right now is about the Singapore “hate blog” which allegedly advocated and encouraged discrimination or unfair treatment of Filipinos in Singapore. “The Philippine embassy has urged Singaporean authorities to take action against the blogger.” I have to say that if that blogger was instigating or encouraging unfair or discriminatory treatment of anyone in Singapore, and if it violates Singapore law, then I guess there is some basis for action against the blogger. But isn’t it ironic how … Continue reading…

Sky Cable: The Shame of Pinoy Pride and Filipino Stupidity

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Sky Cable local offices do not install telephones. But thank god they have a “CUSTOMER SERVICE HOTLINE”. I say “thank god” because customer service in Philippines is as NON-EXISTENT as any god. Ever since the installation of Sky Cable at my home, it has been exactly as I fully expected; UTTER STUPIDITY AND INCOMPETENCE. It wasn’t until I filed a complaint with the DTI that I got something done about the cable TV issue. It was the ordinary, typical Filipino stupidity of the brochure which … Continue reading…

Why Are You Here?…..HATERS!!!

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“WHY ARE YOU HERE?” This question is not one I have to wait around to hear some pissy Flip ask me. In fact it is one I am asking myself every day. “Why are you here? “ The question is loud and resounding; it reverberates around my mind over and over again. I ask myself this no less than 40 times a day.Every time I see a fucker doing something stupid, every time I see them having a victim mentality, every time I see them … Continue reading…

Can It Get More Stupid?

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To support@convergeict.com Jun 10 at 8:08 PM Dear Valued Cable TV Subscribers, We will be having an emergency maintenance activity in our Cable TV System tomorrow, June 11, 2014, from 10 am to 5pm. You may experience the following issues during this period: (1) Program Pause, (2) No Signal, (3) Insert Smart Card. If you happen to experience any of these problems, you may do the following steps: 1. Re-insert the access/smart card located on your Cable Box(ATM card like) or 2. Perform Channel/Auto search(refer to … Continue reading…

Pinoys on the Internet.

I’ve noticed this trend among filipinos making posts on popular websites like youtube and facebook. Filipinos aren’t actually aware of whats really happening in international politics and history, but they still feel the need to comment and make up their own biased nonsense. The South China Sea has recently been under high debate and observation then i came across this Jewel of an argument where this American charity relief worker in Manila lays the smack down on this random trolly filipino on the web. Essentially the … Continue reading…