The Real Purpose Of Motels

I just had a brief conversation with my girlfriend so priceless, so classically Filipino, I just had to post it in the hope it might bring a little levity to…

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Why Filipinos Don’t Want Change. A Satirical Story

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Filipino: A Culture Rewarded For Stupidity and mistakes A Satire Story: William died the early age of 62. Didn’t even make it to retirement to enjoy the expected remainder of his years. Instead those years were nipped off, suffering from heart failure and now in Gods hands. Afterlife was his plea and God granted him that wish, but needed help from William for deciding his destiny. William cried, “I worked hard all my life, had 2 wonderful children and lived in a “free” country as a high ranking citizen in England, but yet I didn’t get to even retire. Children were an expense and trying to raise them and handle the costs of living was difficult and not to mention my wife, who wasn’t the perfect person I imagined, but I pulled through and made the best of things” God replied, “so you worked hard all your life, supported your family and provided well for your children? Check, OK…..continue”. William answered, “I was a smart individual with a 140 IQ. I was also giving. I ran charity organizations and paid heavily to support those in need. I over worked myself and all the stress of working more than likely contributed to my heart failure. I wanted to retire early and not have to worry anymore. I made all the success…

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Only YOU Can Protect Your Identity Online

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The issue has been brought to me many times now, so I guess it’s time for an informative article on the matter. There has been a handful of members over the past couple years who send me an email, angry, upset, and shocked that their personal email address, in which their real name is associated, and their name and email shows up in notification emails sent by this site. My reply to them is always…

More Of What Filipinos Are Best At: FAILING – Philippines Tops Worldwide Impunity Poll

Philippines tops Global Impunity Index. Once again, they are best at being the worst.

We all know how the Failipinos love to claim they are the best in the world at whatever they can as they beat their monkey chests claiming Pinoy Pride. Well they have done it again as they topped a worldwide poll, this time the Global Impunity Index.   According to the Global Impunity Index, The Philippines has earned the dubious distinction of having the worst record in bringing wrongdoers to justice, according to a study of…

And The Credit Goes To?

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Before I get started, if you have plenty of time, try to search on google “mineski dota 2 team rave cancelled flight”then click the first result . Rave is a DOTA 2 team which includes 4 filipinos , but they’re from South Korea . Rave became a bit famous because of winning some tournaments abroad and entitled one of the best team in SEA. Winning some tournament = $, $ = PH got their eyes…

Thing I Hate In The Philippines

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I am a Filipina and have a love/hate relationship with this country. 80% hate, and 20% love, my hatred towards the number of stupid, illogical, idiotic and ignorant people have overpowered my ‘supposed’ love towards my own country and my own blood.   Here are the FEW reasons why I hate this country, and I do hope some, if not most, would agree with the list:   Women are goddamn cheap. Foreigner married to a…

If You Want Loyalty, Get A Dog, Not A Filipina

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Thought I would share my story with you all. I have been going to the Philippines for 3 years now and have yet to find the elusive unicorn. Had a few relationships but every single one of them ended because the girl I was seeing basically could not stay loyal to me and ended up screwing around on me. This probably doesn’t come as a surprise to most of you here as the fairy tale…

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Hey all. I’ll be straight with you – I am a Filipino. But no, I will not stupidly shout out “Filipino pride” or other BS like that, and I am definitely not offended by the posts here. Because it’s f’ing true. I live in a small city somewhere in the Philippines, and my city suffers from the…

The Beatles, Victims Of Pinoy Pride: Screwed In Manila

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I found an amazing article that details the one and only time the Beatles set foot in the Philippines. What’s interesting is that the author keeps mentioning that the actions of the security guards, police and other officials were vindictive because, of course, the Philippines was under martial law at the time of their visit. However, we…

Fuck saving Filipinos. They don’t deserve it.

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There is an ancestral belief amongst Filipinos that God tried a few times to make Man out of clay.  The first try cooked too long and came out too dark.  The second one was undercooked, and was too light.  The third one made him smile because it came out just right.  And that’s how they…

Fuck Morals! 50% off sale!

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Well, had me another fun lesson on how incredibly ignorant these people really are.  Yeah, I know..I know.  You only need ONE lesson to see it, but the Failippines is the lesson that keeps on teaching over and over again, eh? This particular episode happened just last night, and I’m still reeling from the moral…

What Goes Around, Comes Around Bitches!

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Well, well, well!  It seems that the Flips got a little unexpected consequence to their stupidity after all! *Quick Flashback* A bunch of idiots get their soiled panties in a bunch because some Marine ALLEGEDLY killed a MALE PROSTITUTE pretending to be a female PROSTITUTE, who was also engaged to a moron in Germany.  Riots…

About Filipino Literature

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Literature in the Philippines was nearly non-existent. That’s because Filipinos don’t like reading on their spare time and preferred to glue their eyes in front of the television instead. Nowadays, thanks to Wattpad, teenagers are now into reading for pleasure. In my opinion, that’s great. At least they’re reading but I have a problem with…