The Idiot March of Cebu

Granted, observing acts and rituals of sheer idiocy and brainlessness can be seen anywhere and everywhere in Philippines (just step out your front door and you’ll see one within 10…

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Nope. He’s still a dick with a clueless following…

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So, as the only signs of intelligent life on the island, we all had to sit by and watch the dog and pony show that was Pope Francis’ visit to this village of idiots.  All of us had to put up with a collective stupidity and awe all gathered in one place to be “blessed if I could just see him!” (read: I have the lack of ability to look any deeper than the cup…

Pope Whacks Some Pinoy Peepee, World Confident He’s Actually Intelligent Now.

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I’ll have to be honest here.  I was worried about the Pope.  Not for his safety, per se, but rather that the “rock star” welcome he got landing here in the Failippines would go to his head.  I had visions of him walking around, basking in the glow of clueless adoration from the millions of brainless sheep that inhabit this island. I was wrong.  This Pope ain’t half bad! “It is now, more than ever,…

Philippines Has Record Month Of Dumb-Assing All Over Themselves

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Wow! It’s only half way through January, and Philippines has made complete inhuman dumb-shits out of themselves in the international media at least 3 times! More for the Pinoy Pride morons to be proud of. I mean, we all expect them to dumbshit all over themselves a few times a year at least. But they have really pegged the stupid-fuck meter for January 2015! First they “capture” what was actually just washed up on their…

Bullshit Detected In The Philippines. World Not Surprised.

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Welcome to another edition of “It’s More Fail In The Philippines!”, where we uncover yet another fun-filled way to enjoy the benefits of full exposure fail right here in the little country that just can’t. Today’s bit of fail comes in the form of yet ANOTHER kneejerk reaction by the Philippines government to yet another problem that doesn’t exist. If you’re anywhere near Manila about now, you’re already dealing with the dog and pony show…

Open Skies & Filipino Airlines – Cebu Pacific

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What a Joke, Spend Millions on Advertising for Tourists. Fly CEBU PACIFIC if you dare!!!!!!! The WEB site would never be allowed in any 1st world country, TRUTH in Advertising HAH, They NEVER have cheap flight they advertise. You Click on a fare and the price jumps 100’s % not a 100%,,Hundreds of % Service what the fuck is that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I note at last after the DEBACLE at Christmas even the MORONS running Dept.…

Poverty Stricken? OR Stupid Stricken? The Chicken or the Egg

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Is Philippines stupid because they’re poor? Or are they poor because they’re stupid? I think any foreigner who has spent any significant time in Philippines would say it’s their stupidity, ignorance, laziness, selfishness, and complete inability to be honest which causes them to be poor. Others will argue that poverty has caused them to be brainless dumbasses who just can’t seem to rise above their past and evolve…

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Pope Francis Is Coming! No Pissing In The Street!

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Dont want to miss this here. When Pope Francis visits the Philippines next week, traffic enforcers won’t let the capital’s streets get gridlocked if they have to answer the call of nature. About 2,000 traffic enforcers who will be on duty during the 15-19 January papal visit will be required to wear adult diapers, the…

Way To Up The Stupid Meter, Mr. Politician

PHILIPPINE soldiers guard what is believed to be a surveillance drone, but which the US government said is an aerial target, which was found in the island town of Patnanungan in Quezon province on Sunday

And so it goes with yet ANOTHER round of Flips making themselves look even more idiotic each and every chance they get.  And yep!  You guessed it!  It’s a politician this time, supposedly with a whole group of angry youngsters backing him up! Now, a lot of us are former military, which means we’ve had…

The Greatest Novel Ever Written In The History Of The Filipino People.

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From EDSA Revolution to Mendiola Massacre, this is a rumination on how the Philippines became slave under the grim cold shadow of poverty. The story is a reflection of life of every Filipino struggling to survive injustice and corruptions in an imbalanced society. The life of Santiago Vargas, as a student and activist from University…

Using God All The Time

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I’m wondering what’s wrong with those pinoys, using God all the time, even the situation or topic has nothing to do with it. I just checked the facebook of a friend of mine who is waiting for his “treasure” to arrive (treasure=his scam pinay wife). That woman, who is clearly a moron is using the…

Pinoy Pride is a Racist Double Standard

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Those of us that live here in the Philippines have gotten more than a bit used to the double standards that Filipinos hide behind their fake smiles to the rest of the world while they hold their hands out for money.  In fact, we tend to just get numb to it.  It’s easier to just…