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I wanna be…consequence free {Pt. 2}

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Well, what a fun few days it’s been since my car got hit by that drunk scooter driver.  I couldn’t sleep tonight, so I thought I’d update you on how a big chunk of stupidity got molded and shaped into a fuckin’ masterpiece of supreme bullshit. So when we last left the story, the blotter had been filled out, and they were supposed to get back to me.  Well, they did, by knocking on my…

Look Ma! No Safety! Stupid Filipino Construction Workers

Stupid Filipino construction workers

It’s not like you never see this at any construction site you happen to observe. You see it all the time. But it just falls under the blanket layer of utter stupidity and ZERO concern for common sense safety. Is it any wonder why you see so many handless, armless, legless young Filipinos knocking on your car window with a hand out (if they still have one left). They were stupid, they did not take…

I Wanna Be….Consequence Free…

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It’s a sad day when the title to a favorite song of mine (The band is Great Big Sea…great band!) gets ruined by the reality of this place.  It’s even more pathetic when it affects me personally. I live in an apartment building, and have to park my car on the street.  It’s a fairly wide street.  Plenty of room.  I’ve had a couple of slight dings from people (mostly pedestrians walking near the car)…

Fuck da muthahfuckin’ truth! We’re Filipino!

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And now today’s laughtastic tidbit of news on shit we already know, but Flips continue to prove. So I’m looking through my news, and what do I see?  A Philippines “basketball association” crying “poor me!”  As we know, Flips L O V E to dish out the criticism, but they can’t take a lick of it themselves.  Now they’re the laughing stock of the sports world for it. Apparently, form NBA (that’s right..a REAL basketball…

Your Problems Are Not My Problems

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I’m one of those guys who works from home. I not only have my own business, which I employ Filipinos, but I also work for and manage another business by telecommuting, as well as manage employees for that business. And being I’m a foreigner, I’m automatically rich because there’s a money tree spouting 1000’s of pesos every day in my backyard. And even if that was true, it’s still MY MONEY TREE. As you know,…

The “Price” of Accomplishment

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I have to go back a little ways in order for this to make sense. I was a snot nosed punk.  No idea what was what in this world. But I knew one thing. I could drive just about anything with wheels and motor.   My dad taught me. I started with lawn mowers and moved up to tractors and finally trucks and dirt bikes when I was about twelve or so. Forward a few more years. I…

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My Filipino Dictionary – Take 2

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Air Asia: An airline that needs to fly through Kuala Lumpur to almost any destination on the planet, making all travel approximately 24 hours. Not known for refunds after they change the schedule. Sorry, ALL airlines in the Philippines always change their schedule. Please accept my apology. All Souls Day: One of the most significant…

What I Know About Filipino Women Part 2

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Continuing with the most commonly discussed things among Filipinas… 2) Gossip It doesn’t matter if it’s their friend, family member or neighbor, Filipino women love hating on other people, especially other women.  I have never heard a group put down others so much.  You can deliver the greatest news and they’ll counter it with negativity.…

IDIOT-FEST In Cebu (Sinulog): An Amplification Of The Filipino’s Ignorance And Stupidity

Fiestas and Festivals in Philippines just amplify their stupidity and ignorance.

It’s now sunrise this Sunday morning, February 1, 2015, and I’ve about reached my wits end when the endless music playing at ear-splitting levels which pierces right through my concrete walls and dual-pane windows resumed before it was fully daylight outside. I thought the moron festival only lasts through January? I had hopes of being able to…