We’re 2 Days into the Xmas Season

We’re two days into the Christmas season in Philippines. The dreaded “Ber” months (SeptemBER, OctoBER, NovemBER, DecemBER…fucking brilliant, huh?). That 1/3 of your year that becomes a hellish nightmare filled with senseless…

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DOH Should Investigate Cause of Peanut Vendors Chronic Knee Pain

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I’m sure you’ve noticed it. The roaming peanut vendors of Philippines always complaining about their knee. There has to be some link between selling peanuts and knee pain. You hear them all the time; “OH MY KNEE MY KNEE MY KNEE!  OH MY KNEE MY KNEE MY KNEE!” as they walk up and down the road. Even the stationary peanut vendors sitting there shouting the same cries. What is it that causes peanut vendors to have a painful knee? Seems epidemic to me, and something that the DOH should check out. Your thoughts?  

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Ultimate Pinoy Rudeness: “Don’t Forget Your Christmas Gifts For Me”

Rude, stupid Filipinos asking for christmas gifts

Is anyone else out there as TOTALLY FED UP with idiot Pinoys asking for Christmas gifts as I am? Sometimes it’s the gentle reminder style, “It’s Christmas time sir, don’t forget your gifts for me!” I am not kidding, 98% of every fucking Pinoy I know has asked for Christmas gifts from me, under the assumption I have completely forgotten what time of year it is. Is it a fucking Filipino tradition to be that blatantly…

Does Gay Pride Present The Same Significance As Pinoy Pride?

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In Gay parades, men and women celebrate their sexuality by swarming the streets of a city, wanting to be known and accepted by their neighbors for their choice and lifestyle. But how does Pinoy pride have any difference and what are they proud of other than their race? Could it be the culture? But the culture has little to nothing left of real native Filipino tradition and is heavily influenced by the Spanish! So if…

REVEALING The Pinoy’s True IQ

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It was just recently I was having a conversation with my foreigner buddy over here about the unfairness I deal with on a daily basis of the ongoing dishonesty that Flips engage themselves in when it comes down to their academics.  As always, I’m bitching about how students openly gets away with cheating while their professors turns a blind eye.  At that moment, my buddy brought up this very interesting point, he asked “If they…

The Idiot March of Cebu

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Granted, observing acts and rituals of sheer idiocy and brainlessness can be seen anywhere and everywhere in Philippines (just step out your front door and you’ll see one within 10 to 15 seconds), but I think my favorite idiot ritual is what I call the “Idiot March of Cebu”. It would not surprise me if Monty Python came to Philippines for comedy inspiration for many of their little skits. Because every time I see the…

Money Moron Filipina Wife

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Introduction: I’m a 1st world citizen who is common-law with my wonderful Filipina significant other. I know this site is mainly centered on the stupidity and parasitic tendencies of the Philippines country, but I thought I’d share my equal frustration with Off Shore Filipino people here in my country and in particular, my wife. I need some venting! It is beyond me how these people think and reason and incredibly frustrating to even have a…

Problems Here. Problems There. Solution Nowhere

Filipinos Are Hypocrite

So i found this blog a years ago. Just reading stuffs, rants and so whatever. This is the first time I registered and participated here. I’ve always been a loner. infact I only have at least 10 friends in my whole life. im just different with them. They dont like me coz they think im odd. I was always a quiet child. quietly observing the things around me and learning from it. All things that you…

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If you can’t stand the heat….then STFU!

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ALLLLLRRRIIIIGHHHTTTY!!!  You’ve been here for a while…you thought you had a handle on just how idiotic this place is.  You may have even found that “safe space” in your head that helps you tolerate the Moron Parade that goes by every day of the week around here. Sorry.  You were wrong.  In typical fashion around…

Communication, Misinterpetation, 7 Months of Utter Frustration!

Stupid-Pinoy

Ok…Ok…I actually give up, I concede the point.You cannot comprehend me for a few key reasons: You cannot or will not listen. Although you insist that you have excellent English, and in fact have actually taught English in da Pilipines (how that is even remotely possible is entirely beyond me). Your ability to comprehend the…

Filipino-American Urges Foriegn Expats To Run For Office

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My fellow Americans.   Greetings from East Haven Connecticut. I came across this Blog by way of the commentary section on The Diplomat: (Redmond) http://thediplomat.com/2014/10/us-philippines-defense-ties-under-pressure/ and as a Filipino-born American (naturalized) I am glad I did. Let me from the outset say: I completely agree with the many frustrations expressed here. But as one of the…

Ok, I Hear You

After a barrage of emails from folks who so eloquently expressed their thankfulness for this website and sorrow to see it end, and a long discussion with one particular core member whom I have come to like very much as a friend, I have been convinced that PhilippineFailBlog.com is more of a help than a…

I fixed this…vote for me!

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As many of us know, there’s only one way to get potholes fixed in the US.  That’s simply to get a politician to hit it just once…maybe mess up a tie rod end….and that pothole will be fixed within a day.  Hell, most towns will have a provision to pay for repairs to your car…