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The Façade of Filipino Culture

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Introduction: When I was in my late 20’s I was working 2 jobs and rarely available to do anything outside of that. It was eat, shit work and sleep every day. Anyhow, my only option during that period to make myself available and open to a girl was internet dating, so I figured “what the hell might as well give it a go” and signed up to a free site to see what I’d lure in. That’s when I was first introduced to a Filipina. She txt me out of the blue one night while I was sitting on the toilet. From that day forward I had kept in contact with her for weeks, months and then finally visited her in a city a ferry and long drive away. Took me about 8 hours to get there but I felt it was worth it. I met her and liked her immediately since I THOUGHT I knew her and what her life was like. Little did I know that she was just another Pinoy debt slave who was probably going nowhere with her life since she was more than likely financially robbed by her family. The “culture” didn’t make sense to me then and still doesn’t now. I used to joke about how she was just a babysitter forking over half…

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Filipino Infidelity

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Fuck da muthahfuckin’ truth! We’re Filipino!

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